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Tuesday, November 30, 1999


I remember new emoticons being devised by an engineering student a long
time ago.  I received an elaboration in a mass e-mail.  Whether the source is
the same is unimportant, but here they are.

You all know "smileys" or emoticons

:)     means a smile and

:(     is a frown.

Sometimes these are represented by


Well, now there are "assicons":

(_!_)       a regular ass

(__!__)     a fat ass

(!)         a tight ass

(_*_)      a sore ass

{_!_}      a swishy ass

(_o_)    an ass that's been around

(_x_)    kiss my ass

(_X_)    leave my ass alone

(_zzz_)   a tired ass

(_E=mc2_) a smart ass

(_$_)  Money coming out of his ass

(_?_)     Dumb Ass


In memory of Richard III, last Plantagenet King of England, who died 22 August 1485, defending his crown against the usurper, Henry Tudor. Memorial Service on Sunday, August 20 at 10:30 am.m at St. Bartholomew's , 509 Dundas St. E., Toronto. Loyaulte me. lie. Richard III Society of Canada, c/o 5238 Woodhaven Drive, Burlington, ON L7L3T4

perspective, scaling

This video is cool, nerdy and ... old.